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From: ronk@eagle.ais.net (Ron Kritzman)

Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish Purim

Quiz #1

1. Who gave lavish parties that lasted for weeks?

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

2. Who prefered women much younger than himself?

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

3. Who was overly posessive when it came to his women?

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

4. Who often couldn't sleep at night and roamed the grounds of the estate looking for someone to hang out with?

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

5. Who allowed his manager to make decisions for him, often without full knowledge of the implications?

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

6. Who was well known for his "substance abuse".

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

7. Who gave expensive gifts to his friends.

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis

8. Who was known as "The King"

a) Achashverosh

b) Elvis